Who cares if it's the middle of winter and it's cold - what you need is to come and sit by the log fire (first in, best dressed) at Alfred's Kitchen in Guildford and partake of one or more of his finest burgers while quaffing BYO red wine out of plastic cups and amusing the locals and the tourists with your tales of extreme BM'ing.

No major organisation required for this one, just rock up with some warm clothes from about 7.00 pm to catch up with your fellow BMW Club adventurers.